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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today But, if you had ...purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos, drank all the beer,then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be British!​

i think im on a few more gallons with a lot less miles at the moment :D
 

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If you converted the number of letters you'd typed on this forum into foot steps I'm sure you'd be further than the fuckin moon!!!

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