In essence then, the perfect blokes gadget A:That is truly ridiculous- youd need your van just to transport it!
If I had £500 spare I know what i'd buy....I have just bought this to replace my entire set of tools. It is indeed a robust, durable, practical and complete set of tools that doubles up as a show-off to all your friends at the building site! I have in fact bought a velour pouch to carry this in - I don't want the paint, spirit and whatnot at the back of the van to scratch the plastic.
This is also particularly helpful to peel fruit on my breaks. Those Braeburn apples and Jaffa oranges never looked so appealing. So much so that I was actually sorry for eating them the first time.
I'm now waiting for Wenger to launch a new one with some things I really miss: ladder, multimeter, laser measurement device, teamaker, powerdrill, hacksaw and cement mixer. Also, if that's not too much to ask, a portable toilet. That would really show it to the face of all those cynic fools who think this is a tool for woosses!