[Kate thingy]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'they call me Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied, but you can call me Black Jack.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch and Flake.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

 

[big s]

i like it ...LOLLOLLOL:
steve :ILU:

 

[Shuke]

Quality
She sent Roses To say sorry

 

[Browner]

mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker.

It was just after eight.

They got off at quality street .

He asked her name. 'they call me polo, i'm the one with the hole' she said with a wispa.

'i'm marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied, but you can call me black jack.

He touched her cream eggs, which was a kinder surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her snickers, which made her ripple.

He fondled her jelly babies and she rubbed his tic tacs.

Soon they were heart throbs.

It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight.

But, 3 days later, his sherbet dip dab started to itch and flake.

Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he had allsorts!

lol:lol:lol:

 

[soansey]

Lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:

 

[twozup]

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Did he take her up the Starburst?

 

[general lee]

LOLLOL: some good stuff

 

[Kate thingy]

Did he take her up the Starburst?

I think he wanted to, but when he looked he noticed her Starburst had gone all Crunchie and her hairs were far to Curly Wurly, something she Revel'd in but he thought it didn't look Smartie enough

 

[twozup]

I think he wanted to, but when he looked he noticed her Starburst had gone all Crunchie and her hairs were far to Curly Wurly, something she Revel'd in but he thought it didn't look Smartie enough

Miss Thing....you REALLY need to get laid!

Way too much time on yer hands! (ahem)


LOL:

 

[whooshwhoosh]

4 fingered kitkat wouldve sorted her!..............followed by the big purple one up quality street!

 

[Kate thingy]

4 fingered kitkat wouldve sorted her!..............followed by the big purple one up quality street!

Maybe she'd prefer a Chunky one???

 

[Jurasik]

Maybe she'd prefer a Chunky one???

Or maybe one of the Duo's?

 

[Kate thingy]

Or maybe one of the Duo's?

Yeah maybe, maybe it'll Rocky her world and take her to Mars or a Galaxy beyond if he's that good, hehehee, x

 

[twozup]

Yeah maybe, maybe it'll Rocky her world and take her to Mars or a Galaxy beyond if he's that good, hehehee, x

I couldnt hold back any longer, so now she has a Cream Egg (Giggidy!)

 

[Kate thingy]

I couldnt hold back any longer, so now she has a Cream Egg (Giggidy!)

....and how do you eat yours???? x