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A husband and wife are shopping at Asda.... The husband puts a box of Lager in the trolley.
"What do you think your doing?" His wife asks him.
"Its on offer, £10 for 24 cans," came his reply.
"Put them back we can't afford it," she says.
In the next aisle, the wife picks up £20 tub of face cream and puts it in trolley.
"What do you think your doing?" he asks
"It makes my face look beautiful," she replies
"So does 24 cans of Lager and it's half the fucking price"
 

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A husband and wife go shopping in tesco's, whilst looking at the dvd's, the man loses sight of his wife and goes looking for her. Whilst looking, he bumps into another man looking for his own wife. "what does your's look like?" says the first man, second man says "she's 5'9, blonde, big chest, long legs and a short skirt. what about your's?" first bloke says "fuck it, we'll look for yours!" LOL:
 
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