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jabby fingered, worn nubbed, ginger ninja
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You filthy fuckers


Me and the wife have just been and had a bit of dinnerRasp:


Didnt do owt for valentines coz it's a big bag of shit so we went out tonight instead:D
 

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Ya cant beat a good lamb shank with a bit of home made gravy ;)
 

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jabby fingered, worn nubbed, ginger ninja
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I had mine with colcannon potatoes and veg:D



I'll rub one out later though she's gone to bed already, I might stick her ear to the pillowLOL:
 

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I'll rub one out later though she's gone to bed already
She enjoyed her evenin then ya cunt Rasp::D Best way though.....fill their guts full of nosh, makes them think they're special, they get their tired eyes on & thank you 4 a special night, then slip off 2 bed while u smash yaself senseless lookin at dirty bitches gettin banged armageddon stylee I: Good work soldier....I'm likin the way ya roll A::D
 

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jabby fingered, worn nubbed, ginger ninja
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Shes fookin knackered ya daft prick

The little fella is on the fookin boob at shit hours through the night at the moment:*
 

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jabby fingered, worn nubbed, ginger ninja
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I'll pass it on, but I don't fancy your chance muckerI:


You can have a nuzzle at mine if you want though:D
 

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Neither do I bud I: but I've always had a hard spot 4 you ;)
 

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Not that fookin hard, so Ali reckonsRasp:
 

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Ive read it and I reckon the edit was a Fookin good ideaLOL:
 

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I thought it was a compliment :*.

I mean if you'd called her slack flapped, paperboys satchel then I could see the problem but I could be wrong :D.
 

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My mates dad used to go to John Lewis for a ham shank. :*
he ran a lap dancers bar an all! I:

I don't think they do food anymore tho.
 

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jabby fingered, worn nubbed, ginger ninja
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He defo didnt say clowns pocket or wizards sleeveI:
 

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And I'm sure the donkey wasn't tired I:.





And while we're on the subject of food based innuendo, or we were, I had to have a little snigger earlier at the campervan cook bloke, it's not really my camper cook bloke who stated he was going to 'whip up some of his own batter' :D.
 
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