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We all make mistakes when posting up on the forum, and I rely on the spell checker a lot to sort out my regular assaults on the English language.

I recently found this ode to the spell checker, which warns of the danger of doing so ;)

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

ahay! :ILU:
 

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Ahay,

I took the liberty of running the poem through my Microsoft Word Spelling and Grammar tool. I went with all its corrections, there were a couple of bits it advised fragmenting (which I ignored) other than that it still came out like this:

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marquees four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strikes a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye is wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist aches is maid
It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye has run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter-perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

LOL:

Ian. :D
 
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