[forever young]

Im offering a racing pigeon for sale or possibly swap for a Austin montego hub cap now the said pigeon only has one leg which is not a problem as long as he stays in the air which he seems quite keen to do

Once he lands he tends to fall over quicker than Maude on a pint of cider (which is damn quick)

The price for this rare bird is £4900 but to save on the VAT im willing to swap him for a second hand Austin montego hub-cap this must be free from kerbside damage and be silver in colour

so if your interested please let me know :ILU:

 

[ipod bob]

oi fucker. pay your traders rates!!!!!Rasp: Wonder if this will still be here when i check it again? I:

 

[forever young]

oi fucker. pay your traders rates!!!!!Rasp: Wonder if this will still be here when i check it again? I:

Traders rates whats that all about then LOL:

 

[Muppet1]

I havent got a Austin montego hub cap i have however got a morris Ital one somewhere in the shed for swap for your pigeon, Is he nice and plump??I:

 

[forever young]

I havent got a Austin montego hub cap i have however got a morris Ital one somewhere in the shed for swap for your pigeon, Is he nice and plump??I:

Not really wanting a morris ital one mate and i know what your thinking about my pigeon and i warn you that a pigeons for life not just for Christmas

 

[Meatball]

If he's plump enough you could have some left for boxing dayT:

 

[Muppet1]

lol thats what i was thinking however between me at the dogs i dont think there would be much left for supper xmas day let alone boxing day.

 

[WickedVanz]

Which leg is missing? I have some air from an Austin Montego tyre if we could work some kind of deal.... Cash my way??

 

[forever young]

Which leg is missing? I have some air from an Austin Montego tyre if we could work some kind of deal.... Cash my way??

its the left leg mate and could you tell me what vintage the air from your tyre is and it would help if you could supply me with a picture of the said tyre still attached to the montego so i know your not just being silly

 

[WickedVanz]

its the left leg mate and could you tell me what vintage the air from your tyre is and it would help if you could supply me with a picture of the said tyre still attached to the montego so i know your not just being silly

Touché you show me the bird I'll show you the tyre, seen this kind of scam before!!!

 

[Maude]

I fooked a pigeon once, well I tried, but to be fair he was fooked afterwards.

 

[forever young]

I fooked a pigeon once, well I tried, but to be fair he was fooked afterwards.

you need a bigger winky than you got for pigeon sex mate

 

[Maude]

Any bigger and I'd never get his beak open wide enough .

 

[tarquin]

is it a montego vanden plas hub you after? or just a bog standard 2.0L i think i may have vp edition in my tree house let me know also the pigeon can stop in there

 

[Spanners]

I havent got a Austin montego hub cap i have however got a morris Ital one somewhere in the shed for swap for your pigeon, Is he nice and plump??I:

are you talking about the pigeon or CharlesLOLLOL:

 

[forever young]

is it a montego vanden plas hub you after? or just a bog standard 2.0L i think i may have vp edition in my tree house let me know also the pigeon can stop in there

i hate it when someone knows more than me i dont know if its Vanden plas or not i think it must be Bog standerd because its shite I:

 

[forever young]

are you talking about the pigeon or CharlesLOLLOL:

i think he meant the pigeon mate but yes i am if that makes sense