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Right, wasn't gonna say anything, but....
The way I see this..... RAKE... BL**DY GOOD BLOKE, who hasn't had some help from him on here at some time or other, I have and I've only been a member for 5 or so months, GOOD ON YA RAKE, stay around buddy, people, like me, need ya.

Neal..... Helps to run this forum that I get help off of from people like RAKE, Neal, we need you too, BL**DY GOOD BLOKE too, without moderators we'd end up with all sorts of SH*T on here.

I personaly would like to thank both of you and hope that all this can be put aside and you continue to do what you both do best, in your own indervidual ways, and that is HELP PEOPLE.

A BIG THANKS FROM ME TO YOU BOTH.A:A:A:A:A:A:A:A:A:A:
Hear Hear!! It's been a great read tho!! A:

And now for a cr*p joke to lighten the mood.

I went to a zoo last week.
It only had a dog in it.
It was a ****zu.

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Hear Hear!! It's been a great read tho!! A:

And now for a cr*p joke to lighten the mood.

I went to a zoo last week.
It only had a dog in it.
It was a ****zu.

:D
LOL, I love cr6p jokes. I'll save that one fopr a really special occasion as it is really cr6p.
 

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And cr6p jokes are jut like good jokes in that they make no sense if you can't see the punchline....

So I'll try again bearing in mind that we can't say a thing without all ****:*ing need our ****:* shoved ****:* in a bowl of ****:*

I went to a zoo last week.
It only had a dog in it.
It was a sh!tzu.

LOL, I love cr6p jokes. I'll save that one fopr a really special occasion as it is really cr6p.
 

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Re: Short shift!

And cr6p jokes are jut like good jokes in that they make no sense if you can't see the punchline....

So I'll try again bearing in mind that we can't say a thing without all ****:*ing need our ****:* shoved ****:* in a bowl of ****:*

I went to a zoo last week.
It only had a dog in it.
It was a sh!tzu.
Sorry mate, no idea what you were saying there. I've looked and read and re-read but still my feeble brain can't work it out.
But I got the joke the first time, just as funny the second time. LOL:LOL:

Cr6p joke fest...

I went for a curry the other night and had a Tarka masala, it's a bit like chicken tika; BUT OTTER!

New thread needs starting I think.
 

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two elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom

sorry LOL:LOL: you did say cr4p jokes
 

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Bloke knocked at the door today and asked my wife a really random question.
He asked "Have you ever shoe'd a horse"?
She thought for a while then replied "No but I've told a few donkeys to eff off"! LOL:
 

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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A sit

Priceless M:
 

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?.........





Two-thirty!!
( one of my kids favourites)
 

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Ok ok
Why did pigglet go to the toilet?
He was looking for pooh H:

Why cant the tellytubbies all go to the toilet?
There's only one tinky winky LOL:

Kids, dont ya just love em T:
 

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what do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?

cliff



whats green and has wheels?

grass!, i lied about the wheels

(no, not the greenn ghekko)

are they rubbish enough for ya



knock knock, who's there?

dun up

dun up who?

errrrrrrgh!


this is children for ya.
 

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Whats pink and smells of Ginger?



Fred Astaire's co - Oh wait- i cant tell that one on here, sorry

Taxi...
 
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