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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready whenit pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more​
 

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Who wants stuffing?
 

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Merry ChristmasRasp:
dont be stupid im sick to death of people like you undermining the hard work i put into posts with your throw away stupid comments why dont you grow up you waste of skin you :D

mind you i hope your well mate and i also hope you have a great Christmas LOL:
 

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Who wants stuffing?
give kate a minute im sure she will be back LOL:
Stuffing? Ooooh yes please, just two stuffing balls though. I can always come back for more ....... I:

Sayings at Christmas:

Who's coming to Midnight Mass.
Thank you for the Christmas cards/presents
Santa looked fatter this year
I told you last year I DON'T LIKE SPROUTS
You can change it if it doesn't fit
Go fuck yourself- it's Christmas and I'll drink as much as I want, hic, x
 

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can I get a blow job? well its christmas after all?
 
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