[rubbadub]

Bought some viagra eye drops the other day - makes you look well hard

 

[chezzy71]

an english man an irish man and a scotish man walk in a pub












landlord says is this some kind of joke.. Rasp:

 

[scrappyT4]

I got a viagra stuck in me throat, had a stiff neck for 2 days!!

 

[rubbadub]

Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients?

A: To stop them from rolling out of bed.

 

[van quish]

Whats this all about - whos knows the oldest joke I:


why do cows wear bells - cos there horns dont work.

 

[sailingmania]

I was in bed with this blind girl last night, she said i have the biggest knob she had ever laid her hands on!

i said "youre pulling my leg"...

 

[Jim Doodle]

A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot - police are looking for hardened criminals.

 

[24084]

What do you call a cowboy with no legs ?




















A low down bum..I:

 

[Red5]

Why don't people on benefits have nightmares?







Because they sleep during the day.

 

[Jim Doodle]

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
















He was outstanding in his field!