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Over the last month I became the victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into my local Tesco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Morrisons in BODMIN. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
 

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Bought a large job lot of wallets from the local market and I've been busy photocopying £5's ready for this week-end!!
 

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Just got in to work....... thought I would have a quick look on the Forum.........





Smiling all day now...... no doubt.T:



Absolute quality!


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you know chris and rons van have been seen at Tescos both been spotted wearing wigs and fake boobs.................

something to do with chris raising money for his long nose conversion....................I:
 

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you know chris and rons van have been seen at Tescos both been spotted wearing wigs and fake boobs.................

something to do with chris raising money for his long nose conversion....................I:
Mine may be fake but Rons got moobs LOL:

And next time ya turn up lookin for fun time.......make sure ya have more than £2.27 ya wallet, this aint Camborne ya know Rasp:

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Mine may be fake but Rons got moobs LOL:

And next time ya turn up lookin for fun time.......make sure ya have more than £2.27 ya wallet, this aint Camborne ya know Rasp:

Deviant :ILU:
you liked it so much you put money back in my wallet................. get back to your man o man massage............................LOL:
 
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