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Am sat watching tv with the mrs and my oldest (8 years) elvis advert comes on and my 8 year old says "who's Elvis," do they not teach children these things at school? LOL: or am i just get old?
 

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Elvis ?

if you eat a whole pound of bacon,
a whole jar of jam
a whole jar of peanut butter
altogether on a full french stick.
followed by 2 litres of icecream
and you don't go for a number 2 for at least 6 months.............you will almost certainly leave the building

I like Elvis butties tho I:

I think he might have moved to Alaska tho :*
check part 3


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkSgcPEwHU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4A2A_3WJY



how's that for random?
 

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Mate thats about as random as you can get LOL:LOL:
 

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Mate thats about as random as you can get LOL:LOL:
LOL: LOL:
he sounded like Elvis I: ....which lead me to a bear that ate like Elvis. :*

well I'm not sure if Elvis ripped moose hearts out on peoples driveways and munched them raw?
he'd of at least covered it in batter first and fried it to death! H:
 

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The said 8 year old has just said "dad,who's spock?? wasnt he in star trek" well at least she got something right today LOL:LOL:
 

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my 9 year old seen some old records at my mates last night and she said what are they ? so thats it she got the lecture LOL:
 

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Elvis loves a boss drummer!!
makes me wanna shoot the telly toward the end tho Rasp:






*edit*
Elvis liked telly kids....a lot.....and used to shoot them....rather than turn them off.
that's why they invented the remote control.....or somat
 

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my 9 year old seen some old records at my mates last night and she said what are they ? so thats it she got the lecture LOL:
Yeap think we going to have to give her the "lecture" very soon too Lee T:T: in saying this she already thinks i,m past it at 43 so no doubt she'll think i,m prehistoric after a few words of wisdom, if its not Hannah montana shes not intrested, her words not mine, ahhh where did we go wrong LOL:
 

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elvis is definately alive and mot testing..the guy who does my mot's at work is definately elvis...
known facts.
ive seen his spangaly suits
used to do a lot of travelling a few years ago
got black hair
well into american cars & motor bikes
all ways singing his old songs
eats loads of hamburgers
drives a ldv pilot van...this is just a disguise so he doesnt get recognised and mobbed ...
100% alive and mot testing in cornwall
 

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Simple answer to the question "Who's Elvis"
Answer - It's someone your grandmother listens to I:
 

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Am sat watching tv with the mrs and my oldest (8 years) elvis advert comes on and my 8 year old says "who's Elvis," do they not teach children these things at school? LOL: or am i just get old?
I do hope schools don't waste their time teaching kids about Elvis he was an overated obese drunkRasp:
 

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Found this with the 20 year old friend. Had some Peter Gabriel music on and mentioned I briefly worked for him in the 80's.....blank look. So tried a few more:

Lou Reed
Niel Young
The Ramones
Motorhead
John Lennon (and the other three)
Paul Weller
Oasis
Blur
Beck
Jeff Beck
Jim Morrison ('does he own the supermarket?)
Rent a Ghost! (shocking)
Plus loads more.....all met with vacant look!

...Had heard of Elvis though.......but didn't know his surname was 'Costello'.

:confused:LOL:
 
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